Back....?

Holy moly macaroni!this blog is a shit-load of randomness,i need a theme,a direction..something which would make this more interesting.if someone somehow reads this give me some suggestions.
Any way,here's what i was busy with the last couple of months,
-Exams and studies *sigh*
-I got a new Playstation wOOt! i'm currently playing bully and scarface and nba 2k7!
-Haha i joined orkut last month.Orkut is a "social networking site" if you didnt know..where people can keep contact with distant friends and relatives blah blah..but in reality ITS A FULL-ON FLIRT CENTRAL..its for losers who have'nt had any contact with the opposite sex and think they're gonna get laid by pretending to be bigshots on the internet...fucking cock-a-roaches..lol thats what Al Pacino says in Scarface,a lot.
Also I feel Jay Leno is the best thing that happened to Indian Television since pokemon.He is hilarious,especially the headlines part.
Current favourite songs:
Somebody's baby-Phantom Planet
Snow-Red Hot Chili Peppers
Into the ocean-Blue October
and a few more which i'm too bored to name.
Well..thats all i can think of,this is the last of the random blogs lol.
Bye my monkeys.

Rickshaw-wala

Heres my weekly post.
My life is pretty simple.i go to college everyday,hang with my friends,come back home,eat stuff and then watch TV for a while.i watch what I want when I want.but now because some loony old lady thinks that “foreign movie channels are corrupting the minds of the youth of the country,they should be banned”…whoa whoa whoa ,your not my mom,you don’t decide what I watch and what I don’t watch.what do you expect,should I watch Discovery channel or Cartoon Network all day. Are you for real. you ignorant person because of you we are robbed of our daily entertainment. does this make you a bigger person thinking you have done something so enormous that all the youth in this country now have posters of the tooth fairy or Cinderella on their walls instead of Angelina Jolie. Wake up woman,you didn’t do shit,TV didn’t show anything did it. Atleast I haven’t seen anything that should be objectionable to a 21st century audience being broadcasted on star movies or HBO or AXN. Because of this silly undemocratic ban,I didn’t get to see the last two fights of the contender..
So I was a little sick the day before so I decided to take a rickshaw from thane station back to my house which is like 20 mins away.Just my luck that the rickshaw wala was the awesomest conversationalist that I ever met! So here is the convo that we had on the rickshaw,lol insert that maharashtrian accent in his hindi talk..(why was he talking in hindi to me,confundling coz I am marathi,newayz). This is real,im gonna call him pakya here.
Pakya:bolo boss
Amit: haan ji (ji ?!?)
Pakya:Wo apna tv chaalu ho gaya kyaa?
Amit: Uh haan,lekin woh movie channels band hain.
Pakya:Arre kya karne ka hain movie channels yaar,faaltu rehta hain
(forced smile coz hes constantly looking at me from the mirror while talking)
waise kabhi kabhi accha rehta hain woh Jackie chan kung fu ka picture,ekdum mast rehta hain
Amit: haan
Pakya:lekin woh English channel mein kuch dikhaate bhi nahi hain
Amit:err..durust baat hain (oh boy here it comes)
Pakya:woh hero heroine room me aate hain aur saala advertise start hota hain,aur advertise ke baad to saala picture main subaah ho gayili rehti hain (eak!!)
*evil smile* here I decide to humor this moron
Amit: kyaa matlab
Pakya:kuch majaa nahi hain.us se accha to mujhe woh fashion show (sic) accha lagta hain,sab khullam khulla dikhaate hain,London or America ke show yaar ekdum mast rehte hain.
(Nahii !! ye sun ne se pehle mere kaan kyon phat nahi gaye)
Amit: haha (forced laugh)
Pakya:ye tv ban karne se pehle ye upvan talao(lakeside hang out for young couples,notorious for pda-public displays of affection)ban karma chhahiye.@$#@! chaalu rehta hain wahaa sabke saamne (bas yaar bacche ki jaan lega kyaa)
haan boss yahaan par hi utarna hain (about 7 minutes from my house)
Pakya:ok sir achha lagaa aapse baat karke (aww wish I could say the same about you,FREAK!!)

Haha,that was an experience I wont forget soon,it was hilarious,cya.

Random story

Story time!
Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian eskimo midget albino. She went to college and started the lesbian midget eskmio albino student union, and 400 people signed up. There they were. Hundreds of em, lesbian midget left-handed eskimo albinos - did I mention the fact that she's left-handed? She's left-handed alright. Girl's got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children into open manholes. Which is kinda difficult because a lot of the children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything, or her being a left-handed midget, or her being a left-handed lesbian midget, or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget, or her being a lesbian left-handed albino midget eskimo, life can be really difficult on that young lady. She bit me once, ya know. Right here. D'ya see this? Left a mark. She was lowering a friend of mine's kid into the sewer, I run up and try to stop her, I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino! You stop right there!" And she bit me. I'm afraid I'm gonna, I'm gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is full. Oh my god, the moon is full tonight. I can feel myself shrinkin'! I can feel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red! I can feel...I can feel the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album! No! NO! NOOOOOO!

The silver lining is finally here....

Heyyy….i am actually happy.thats coz I got good marks in my exam…and dad gave me a new cell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its a cool Sony w700i walkman phone…it is really cool!!!!!!just downloaded some of my favourite songs in it.i had a Samsung X620 bfore this one..which was pretty cool too but didn’t have Bluetooth..this phone has everything-bluetooth,infrared,fm radio,mp3,camera etc etc.i wud suggest all of u to consider this one if u wanna buy a new cell.
Uhh..if any of my lovely lady readers wants my number..u can ask me (wink wink)..and u can leave ur number in the comments column(-winks again-)…
Some random news include that I have finally joined a gym..and vacations are drawing to a close..so yay!!i probably wont be able to keep blogging when college restarts..so seriously consider getting my number ladies..hahahaha.
A Random Joke:
Q:What do you call a sweet,innocent,cute,intelligent,funny girl in an engineering college?

A:Rumour


So leave comments if u have anything to say about cellphones(Sony w700i in particular),vacations,college girls etc etc or if u really wanna give ur number…lol.

Silverback out….

Random Stuff....me bored :(

Vacations..just one of the things one longs for,but when it comes we are none the better.I cant believe that I am bored..during vacation..this is crazy.it feels like my life is on pause unsure of what to do next.I have a PC and a TV in my room with internet and everything a guy needs.How I still managed to be bored is beyond me.I thought blogging will help to release some boredom,and it worked for a while.I didn’t expect it to entertain me for a long while,and it didn’t.Now three things keep me entertained apart from daily football with the people in my building..Music,TV and CHATTING.
I have become a chat freak,I am always chatting.The football world cup on TV keeps me engaged for around 6 hrs.Also I am a huge O.C fan.If you don’t know what the O.C is…get the hell outta mah blog loser.Kidding.Its on Zee English at 12 noon and 8.00 pm.Its sooo cool I got addicted after the first couple of episodes.The theme song is so catchy..i have already downloaded it from the net..(is that illegal?).

Music was a stranger to me a couple of months back.But when I finally met her I couldn’t believe that I had denied myself such a divine pleasure for so many years.I have started my crash course in music with Backstreet boys and Enrique.My favourite songs this summer are Hips Don’t lie by Shakira and In Love With A Stripper by T-Pain…..if u don’t have these songs..GET THEM. Also get California by Phantom Planet…which is also the theme song for the O.C.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S you are my first love..so don’t worry O.C. wont take your place.Can u believe I almost cried during the F.R.I.E.N.D.S finale during the last scene when all 6 of them placed their keys on the table and the camera rolled around their now empty room.I have to sneak this in..did u know that Maine Pyaar Kyon Kiya is a rip-off from the F.R.I.E.N.D.S final episode.

So if u have somehow unexplainably stumbled upon my blog,tell me stuff that I can do in my vacations…and don’t give me crap like social service coz I aint gonna do any…. Buwahahahaha….Silverback out…peace.

-Hums the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song and clicks on publish post-

Controversy and India

It seems us Indians can resist anything but controversies.Take the Da Vinci Code movie for example.Worldwide recognition,international attention…just the perfect controversy to get involved in right.Well think again.I am not anti-Christian and I am sure Dan Brown isnt either,but it really makes me think minorities in India strive for larger attention to highlight their ‘problems’.It doesn’t make Hindus any better but a complaint on MF Hussain drawing nude Hindu goddesses hardly gets any coverage whereas the prophet cartoons made thousands of Indian Muslims come out on streets and disrupt everyday life.A Muslim politician calling for the head of the cartoonist made worldwide news.And now the Pope has the nerve to interfere in our internal matters.Unbelievable.Let me assure the Pope that India always has cared for its minorities(and has paid for it).But this time it has gone too far, yes I am talking about reservation. These politicians who have decided to implement quotas and reservations do not care about minorities,they see them as vote banks to be won over. Being a Brahmin or open category student in this country is an undesirable position to be in.Where did the concept of social equality go?Social discrimination has vanished for atleast two generations now.SC and ST’s have managed to be wealthy.Everyone has equal opportunity job-wise.So why now?Why give special treatment to anybody.It just doesn’t make sense.I am anti-reservation and I am proud of it.This may seem like a controversial post, but what the heck…I am an Indian too who cant resist controversy.

Terrorism in the world.

I always wonder what force can be so strong that compels a person to take another human beings life.Surely these people,the terrorists, do not understand the gravity of their actions.The families that are ruthlessly destroyed by them will never be the same.Why?Religion?I am a Hindu and it hardly garners any evil emotion in me.What religion teaches you Hate?......Regional feuds?Does that warrant taking innocent lives?Why is there so much hate,anger and evil in this world.What force can be so strong that causes a person to kill?What reason can be so big to make a person commit such a sin?Indians have always been subjected to such strong hatred throughout our history….which brings me to the biggest terrorist in the world and probably the worlds most hated man-George.W Bush.This man is stupid as he is arrogant.This man thinks a white mans life is more precious and hence he is on a mad rampage killing around the world.He has killed thousands of innocent Iraqis,Afghans and Africans which he thinks is the right thing to do for protection of his own people.Mr. Bush,this is not the medieval age where you just topple a king and burn his kingdom and rape and kill indiscriminately.You clearly didn’t have a plan and I cant believe that the rest of the world is only a silent spectator.I feel sorry for the American soldiers who have been sent to a hell hole with no work to carry out.I have seen Fahrenheit 9/11 and hated that sick Texan more by the second.I would just like the American soldiers to ask themselves one question-What cause am I fighting for?How long are you going to fool yourself by thinking this is a war for protecting America.This is a war of only one man…GEORGE.W BUSH.I despise this man.He is a blatant murderer.He doesn’t care about America….only WHITE America.This idiot has not even properly helped out the states affected by Katrina.Why?Majority of the people affected were poor.Majority of the people affected were BLACK.Majority of the people affected were poor,black people.Imagine if a storm had hit California or any affluent white state.Wouldnt rehab be faster?All of this pain is caused by the utter mismanagement and brainlessness of one man.George W Bush.Doesnt USA have a better leader than him?Today America has brought more hate towards itself.Your strategies have failed Bush. You have caused pain and that will spark revenge.America is now no longer a safe place to live....You have lost the war.