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Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian eskimo midget albino. She went to college and started the lesbian midget eskmio albino student union, and 400 people signed up. There they were. Hundreds of em, lesbian midget left-handed eskimo albinos - did I mention the fact that she's left-handed? She's left-handed alright. Girl's got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children into open manholes. Which is kinda difficult because a lot of the children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything, or her being a left-handed midget, or her being a left-handed lesbian midget, or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget, or her being a lesbian left-handed albino midget eskimo, life can be really difficult on that young lady. She bit me once, ya know. Right here. D'ya see this? Left a mark. She was lowering a friend of mine's kid into the sewer, I run up and try to stop her, I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino! You stop right there!" And she bit me. I'm afraid I'm gonna, I'm gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is full. Oh my god, the moon is full tonight. I can feel myself shrinkin'! I can feel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red! I can feel...I can feel the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album! No! NO! NOOOOOO!