Rickshaw-wala

Heres my weekly post.
My life is pretty simple.i go to college everyday,hang with my friends,come back home,eat stuff and then watch TV for a while.i watch what I want when I want.but now because some loony old lady thinks that “foreign movie channels are corrupting the minds of the youth of the country,they should be banned”…whoa whoa whoa ,your not my mom,you don’t decide what I watch and what I don’t watch.what do you expect,should I watch Discovery channel or Cartoon Network all day. Are you for real. you ignorant person because of you we are robbed of our daily entertainment. does this make you a bigger person thinking you have done something so enormous that all the youth in this country now have posters of the tooth fairy or Cinderella on their walls instead of Angelina Jolie. Wake up woman,you didn’t do shit,TV didn’t show anything did it. Atleast I haven’t seen anything that should be objectionable to a 21st century audience being broadcasted on star movies or HBO or AXN. Because of this silly undemocratic ban,I didn’t get to see the last two fights of the contender..
So I was a little sick the day before so I decided to take a rickshaw from thane station back to my house which is like 20 mins away.Just my luck that the rickshaw wala was the awesomest conversationalist that I ever met! So here is the convo that we had on the rickshaw,lol insert that maharashtrian accent in his hindi talk..(why was he talking in hindi to me,confundling coz I am marathi,newayz). This is real,im gonna call him pakya here.
Pakya:bolo boss
Amit: haan ji (ji ?!?)
Pakya:Wo apna tv chaalu ho gaya kyaa?
Amit: Uh haan,lekin woh movie channels band hain.
Pakya:Arre kya karne ka hain movie channels yaar,faaltu rehta hain
(forced smile coz hes constantly looking at me from the mirror while talking)
waise kabhi kabhi accha rehta hain woh Jackie chan kung fu ka picture,ekdum mast rehta hain
Amit: haan
Pakya:lekin woh English channel mein kuch dikhaate bhi nahi hain
Amit:err..durust baat hain (oh boy here it comes)
Pakya:woh hero heroine room me aate hain aur saala advertise start hota hain,aur advertise ke baad to saala picture main subaah ho gayili rehti hain (eak!!)
*evil smile* here I decide to humor this moron
Amit: kyaa matlab
Pakya:kuch majaa nahi hain.us se accha to mujhe woh fashion show (sic) accha lagta hain,sab khullam khulla dikhaate hain,London or America ke show yaar ekdum mast rehte hain.
(Nahii !! ye sun ne se pehle mere kaan kyon phat nahi gaye)
Amit: haha (forced laugh)
Pakya:ye tv ban karne se pehle ye upvan talao(lakeside hang out for young couples,notorious for pda-public displays of affection)ban karma chhahiye.@$#@! chaalu rehta hain wahaa sabke saamne (bas yaar bacche ki jaan lega kyaa)
haan boss yahaan par hi utarna hain (about 7 minutes from my house)
Pakya:ok sir achha lagaa aapse baat karke (aww wish I could say the same about you,FREAK!!)

Haha,that was an experience I wont forget soon,it was hilarious,cya.